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Forgot to do homework? Don't worry, here's a bunch of VERY plausible excuses... 1. I had to floss my cat. 2. I wanted to spend more time with my blender. 3. The President said he might drop in. 4. The man on television told me to stay tuned. 5. I was scheduled for a karma transplant. 6. I worked on my cottage cheese sculpture. 7. It was my parakeet's bowling night. 8. I'm building a pig from a kit. 9. There was a disturbance in the Force. 10. I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling. 11. I had to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted. 12. I was teaching my ferret to yodel. 13. I had to check the freshness dates on my dairy products. 14. I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal. 15. I went downtown to try on gloves. 16. My crayons all melted together. 17. I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes. 18. I'm in training to be a household pest. 19. I was attending the opening of my garage door. 20. I went down to the bakery to watch the buns rise. 21. I'm converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian. 22. I came down with a really horrible case of something or other. 23. I had some real hard words to look up in the dictionary. 24. My subconscious said no. 25. I left my body in my other clothes. 26. I had changed the lock on my door and now I couldn't get in. 27. I was making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator." 28. My yucca plant was feeling yucky. 29. I never do anything on days that end in "Y." 30. I'm too old/young for that stuff. 31. I had to wash/condition/perm/curl/tease/torment my hair. 32. There are important world issues that need worrying about. 33. I'm trying to be less popular. 34. I had to study for a blood test. 35. I'm going to be old someday. 36. I'm observing National Apathy Week. 37. I had to rotate my crops. 38. My uncle escaped again. 39. I went to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me. 40. My palm reader advised against it. 41. I prefer to remain an enigma.
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