| LOWER LEVEL LUCKY DIRT Alexander Fleming's famous discovery of penicillin at St Mary's Hospital in 1928 was caused by a speck of penicillium notatum mould (from a lab one floor below) accidentally contaminating an uncovered culture plate while he was away on holidays. Many years later when Fleming was touring a modern research laboratory he commented with interest upon the dust-free, air-conditioned environment in which its technicians worked. "What a pity you did not have a place like this to work in," his guide said. "Who can tell what you might have discovered in such surroundings." Fleming's reply? "Not penicillin!" VOCABULARY speck - drobina mould - pleśń to contaminate - zanieczyścić, zatruć culture plate - naczynie do hodowania kultur bakterii dust-free - czyste, o zaostrzonych wymaganiach co do czystości i sterylności powietrza surroundings - otoczenie JOKE OF THE WEEK: The bad news is... Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news? Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday. VOCABULARY a lab (laboratory) - laboratorium to reach sb - skontaktować się USEFUL QUOTATION "The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." "Jedynym sposobem utrzymania zdrowia jest jedzenie tego, czego nie lubisz, picie tego, czego nie chcesz, i robienie tego, na co nie masz ochoty." Mark Twain DID YOU KNOW Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. VOCABULARY headphones - słuchawki to increase - zwiększyć CHECK YOUR VOCABULARY Choose the correct alternative. 1. What organ sends the blood around the body? 2. Where are red cells, white cells and plasma found? 3. What is the name of the organ in the body that produces insulin and substances which help to digest food so that it can be used by the body? 4. What is the name for the line of bones down the centre of the back that provide support for the body and protect the spinal cord? 5. Where in the body of a woman or other female mammal does a baby develop before birth? Answer Key: 1. Heart; 2. Blood; 3. Pancreas; 4. Backbone/spine; 5. In a womb/uterus; TOP FIVE THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY 1. Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card? 2. Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing! 3. Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens! 4. Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? 5. You know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of them. VOCABULARY surgery - operacja manual - podręcznik a contact lens - soczewka kontaktowa spleen - śledziona JDJ Bachalski | oddziały | list . . . . . angielski.edu.pl | list |